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wedding porn

Hello. My name is Morgan and I am an addict.

I am addicted to porn - wedding porn, that is. This is really how I see the countless websites, blogs and magazines for those brides that are wedding crazed.

Now this is not just a symptom of engagement for me. In middle school, I was convinced I was going to be a wedding planner. I used to get a subscription to Brides and would cut out all the beautiful pictures and helpful bits of information and paste them in a notebook. And more recently, I have discovered wedding blogs, making the copy and paste function on my computer that much more appetizing.

So over the years I have had many friends and family call me with questions that I almost always knew the answers to. Yet, I have never actually gotten the chance to fully plan a wedding. And now that I have my chance, I can't even stand to be around myself. The house is in shambles and the laundry is overflowing but this is all alright as long as I have my computer and magazines beside me.

So what rehab program do you check yourself into if you are addicted to wedding porn? Well, I am not sure. I mean I guess I really just have to get through the wedding. But I don't think this is going to stop my urges. I suppose one day I am just going to pull a Monica, get myself a headset and grab some helpless bride off the street and force her to hire me.

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